May252012
  • wah wah wah. back to square one for this girl.
  • that may not be true. give it time. rome wasn't built in a day.
  • true. it took 500 years. 23 years down ;)
  • haha, just be patient. he's a good guy.
  • i have no doubt of that! this is not an indictment of his character. i just think it's probably not in the cards.
  • don't count him out yet, i believe in that goofball.
  • again, i believe in him too. but not necessarily for me.
  • i understand. be patient.
  • okay. but there's only so much i can do when the wall starts going back up; you know that
  • don't shut the door. that's all i'm saying
  • well i promise not to lock it at least. can't have too many doors sitting open willy nilly.
  • face. palm.
  • i know.
May182012

flightofthecoco:

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April192012

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays, via iamveryattachedtomythumb)
April182012

Portraits taken during the Moscow Avengers photo call

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9AM
zloi-medved: MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS RABBITS MATING WITH RATS TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE LIZARDS-  WHAT THE FUCK WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK AND MORE LIZARDS FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER AND THIS GUY AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU. SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA. WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT. P.S.

zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

(Source: fairy-wren, via liamdryden)
April152012

finalproblem:

And now you’re science-ing.

(via snuggly-duckling)
April112012

HAD THOSE FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST WEEK.

THEY ARE INDEED AS FABULOUS AS HE SAYS.

(Source: , via starscreamerfan)
7PM
“I CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE OUT.”
April102012

The 10th GIF in your folder is your new boyfriend/girlfriend. The 27th is your parents reaction to them.

saygoodbyewithasmile:

threeprongeddamocles:

mister-dinosaur:

bangbangwentthecoffinnails:

motherbeepingmeow:

thegifinyourfolder:

New BF/GF:

Parent’s reaction:

Submitted by: Anon

New BF/GF:

Reaction:

New Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

Parent’s Reaction:

New NF/GF:

Reaction:

Parents’ Reaction:

My new bf/gf:

 

Lightning<3

Reaction:

OMG AWK!! Hahaha.

New BF:

Parents reaction: 
 

(yes!!! david bowie!!!)

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9AM

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